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B: Do you think he was skinny?
H: PROBABLY! What do you expect after eating locusts and honey all day?
B: He was probably in good shape, though. Looked like a caveman.
H: And probably pruney since he was in the water all day. And had dirt in his hair.
B: Yeah, and snails.

...on what John the Baptist might have looked like.

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Barnp: What else happened that day?
B: The taxers, uh, tax collectors became Baptists, too.

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H: The schoolbus ran over my dog!
B: Yeah, that's why I hate school.





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